A majority of my life is lived in my head. What I mean by this is: what you see and the interactions you have with me do not necessarily convey all that I am thinking. Welcome to my own (and rather ridiculous) secret society. I apologize in advance for the disappointment you will experience upon reading my thoughts and finding them unexciting.
(Disclaimer: thoughts expressed on this blog are specific to the blogger (me). Use of these thoughts in any capacity may lead to others laughing at you. Why? Because sometimes I say things that sound really good, but are actually silly.)